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Andrew J. Kahnke 9/16/24 Andrew J. Kahnke 9/16/24

Terrific Cakes: A Nightmare on elm Street - Burnt to a Krueger Cake

Wes Craven really knows how to make you care about someone before he purees them.

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Andrew J. Kahnke 8/16/24 Andrew J. Kahnke 8/16/24

Terrific Cakes: Deep Blue Birthday

A really strong B+ kind of situation.

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Andrew J. Kahnke 4/13/24 Andrew J. Kahnke 4/13/24

Terrific Cakes: Return to Oz - Head 22’s Pumpkin Curry Cake

Electroshock! Screeching! Petrification! Beheadings!

But don’t worry, it’s kid-”friendly.”

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Andrew J. Kahnke 3/30/24 Andrew J. Kahnke 3/30/24

Terrific Cakes: The Fly- BrundleBurger with Toasted Sesame and Cheddar Cheese

Be afraid. Be very afraid of how good these flavors actually go together.

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Andrew J. Kahnke 3/16/24 Andrew J. Kahnke 3/16/24

Terrific Cakes: Alien - The Cake is a Goddamn Robot

In my kitchen, you can hear me scream because I’m constantly burning myself.

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Andrew J. Kahnke 3/2/24 Andrew J. Kahnke 3/2/24

Terrific Cakes: It Follows - Pass Around Party Pavlova

It follows that I show this movie to so many people.

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Andrew J. Kahnke 2/16/24 Andrew J. Kahnke 2/16/24

Terrific Cakes: Pennywise’s Patriotic Poke Cake

Too wet to float down here.

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Andrew J. Kahnke 3/16/23 Andrew J. Kahnke 3/16/23

Terrific Cakes: Tremor’s Blood Orange and Anise Gougevoir

Can we gooj it? Yes! We! Can!

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Andrew J. Kahnke 1/26/23 Andrew J. Kahnke 1/26/23

Terrific Cakes: Firestarter’s Scorched Sampler Tower

A scorched sampler of palatable horror.

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Andrew J. Kahnke 1/12/23 Andrew J. Kahnke 1/12/23

Terrific Cakes:Poltergeist - I’ve Been Twaumatized (Festive Log)

I moved the year, but not the bodies.

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Andrew J. Kahnke 12/16/22 Andrew J. Kahnke 12/16/22

Terrific Cakes: The Witches-Cress, Lemon, and Fennel Cake

Rewatching The Witches gave me life.

This cake took it from me.

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Andrew J. Kahnke 12/2/22 Andrew J. Kahnke 12/2/22

Terrific Cakes: The Descent - Dirt Nap Pudding

You’ll want to take a dirt nap after all this goopey, rich, rich, rich chocolate.

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Andrew J. Kahnke 11/17/22 Andrew J. Kahnke 11/17/22

Terrific Cakes: You’ll Just Die (If You Don’t Get This Recipe) - Ring Ding Surprise

There'll be somebody with my name, and he'll cook and clean like crazy, but he won't recreate horror movies, and he won't be me!

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Andrew J. Kahnke 11/11/22 Andrew J. Kahnke 11/11/22

Terrific Cakes: Jennifer’s Devil’s Food

I feel like one of the normal girls.

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Andrew J. Kahnke 11/4/22 Andrew J. Kahnke 11/4/22

Terrific Cakes: Bubble Butt Boyfriend White Peach and Banana Bundt

Teen suicide is out this year and homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression.

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Andrew J. Kahnke 10/26/22 Andrew J. Kahnke 10/26/22

Terrific Cakes: Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, Barbra?

Guess who’s coming to dinner, Barbara? Did you guess? It’s “ghouls.”

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